This morning is completely bonkers. All of this that happened is just crazy. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. Give me a minute to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a glasses. It seemed totally normal. You might say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Seriously I Don't Wrap My Head Around This!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw more info dropped. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm shocked
• Make it stop!
• Help me out here

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't think what just happened. I was walking down the street and suddenly this huge cat jumped from nowhere. It was wearing a miniature sword! Seriously. It stared at me for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I don't understand what I just saw.

Unbelievable! completely shocking

Can you believe it? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I swear this is {thefact. That story appears to be incredibly unrealistic, I almost question it's . true.

• Possibly it was a illusion? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

You Won't Believe This

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I don't believe what they've just seen. It's like something out of a movie. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Am I dreaming?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a whole new world.